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Tell us what you're
trying to figure out.†

† No calendar link on purpose. We read your intake first — the discovery conversation is scheduled after, so the first call is already specific.

SAINT — Press proof Sheet 05 / 05 · Intake
¶ 01 — The intakeRead by a person, not a pipeline

Sending opens an email to doug@darkwatermedia.co with your answers — nothing is stored on this site.

One sentence is enough. If you could already name the problem precisely, you wouldn't need a diagnostic.

we respond to every intake, including with "we're not the right firm"